If you are here, you have most likely been blocked.
This is due to a number of possibilities.
- You are a prick stalking me, if this is the case. Please, fuck off.
- You are using an anonymous VPN, sorry, not allowed.
- You are browsing from a disallowed country.
If for ANY reason you are blocked by accident, PLEASE let me know. Send an email to email@example.com if you think this is a mistake, you must include your IP address which is can be found in a quick Google Search